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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ohio Gardening Kit

A few weeks ago, Hubby picked up this gardening kit for me at the nearby Tractor Supply Co. I already have all the hand tools I need for the job, but he was thinking of me... sweet.

My old recycled steak knife was my most often used tool until the last couple of weeks...
This time of year in south-western Ohio requires some special items that you won't find in your run-of-the-mill garden shop. One would have to spend hours driving around town to locate all the needed supplies. We're all trying to save time and gasoline, right? So, I have decided to market a gardening kit made specifically for the Ohio Valley area. It contains all the essentials needed for the hobby gardener in this area... All shipped directly to your doorstep, so you don't need to be out in the flying cotton balls any longer than necessary. Please indicate your choice of Wild Cherry or Honey Lemon.
WARNING: Please check with your Respiratory Therapist before beginning any gardening activity. Some users may require a higher dosage of medication than contained in this kit.


Rae said...

LOL. Too funny! Glad to know your better.

Mark Kreider said...

Your idea is a riot! You've got the pictures for the packaging! My wife thought this was hilarious too.

Jase said...

Very very funny

Nancy said...

LOL! - I see the nebulizer down at the bottom. Yuck.

Grandma Nina said...

Hey Lily,
Your special gardening kit would also sell well here in West. PA.
And yes, the deer mixture does smell, but it's been worth it not to have deer eat away weeks of growth.

Wendy said...

Sorry you're having trouble with your asthma, but it's great you've still got a sense of humor! :)

SquirrelQueen said...

Glad to see you can laugh about the pollen and such.
Your kit would probaby sell in many states this time of the year. So far the antihistimine are working for me.
Take it easy,
PS, love the decorating idea, very cool.